Why People Over Fifty Shouldn't Live Alone

This morning Tyler noticed the enormous bandage on my hand and wondered what I had done this time. I told him I got up from the couch in a hurry and tripped over a cord, then sliding across the living room carpet, which resulted in a bad rug burn on the heel of my hand.

My kids had better be hoping I find a Significant Other so they don't have to take me in and protect me from myself.