Friday, March 02, 2007

Yeah, Whatever
God Forbid I Live to Age 93

I try to be a good daughter. I call my mother every morning. I'm relieved if she doesn't answer. (Okay, so maybe I'm not such a good daughter.) This morning I missed her, and she's been having some health issues lately, so I called her as I was leaving the office this evening.

I said, "I missed you this morning." Her response? "Well, I can't stay home all the time."

Excuze me?! If I had spoken to her that way, my cheeks would have been burning from the slap I would have received. Whatever.

(With apologies to Cheryl, who is trying to adjust to her mother's absence.)

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