Jan Needs

Darling Daughter-in-law Jaci challenged her readers to a needy meme. On yet another brrrrr-cold winter day, I just had to play along.

Instructions: Go to Google.com and do a search. Type in quotations your first name and the word needs after it. Example: "Dan needs". Then copy the top ten things Google says you "need".

1. Jan needs a man. (Seriously! That's what it says. I did not make that up!)


2. Jan needs to talk to Lance & see if he can give him a few hints. (Okay, so "Jan" is one of those male/female names.)


3. Jan needs help urgently.


4. Jan needs help convincing her parents not to sell the family ice cream shop.


5. Jan needs your help. (Do we see a theme here?)


6. Jan needs our prayers for travel mercies.


7. Jan needs prayer.


8. Jan needs Jan needs to get her wide behind down to the basement and on the treadmill. (Seriously? Could you be a little less harsh?)


9. Jan needs a new man. (Another theme?)


10. Jan needs spelling lessons & reality testing.

Well, there you go. My life in a nutshell: a man, help, prayer, spelling lessons, and reality testing. Oh, yeah, and the wide behind to the treadmill.

Go on. Do it. You know you want to.