Assets and Liabilities

My Assets include, in no particular order:

• a wide smile
  
• enormous hazel eyes
  
• legs that stretch all the way to the floor
  
• children who appreciate, love, and respect me
  
• grandchildren who adore me and think I can sew anything they rip
  
• perfect pitch
  
• a plethora of interesting, supportive and devoted friends
  
• the most loving cat in the world
  
• a mother in darned good health for 95
  
• a car I love, which is a good thing, as I drive at least 120 miles a day in it
  
• a good job that pays the bills
  
• a sweet little 1.6 acre lot high in the Smoky Mountains
  

My Liabilities include:

• a helluva lotta debt
  
• a fear of abandonment
  

Look at the lists again. What didn't you see? As of 7:00 p.m. EDT, 8/14/08, my assets included no houses and my liabilities included no mortgages.

The great Crews Real Estate Sell-Off of 2008 is complete.