Now I've Seen Everything

I drove by the McDonald's at Grant and Tanque Verde this morning and saw a sign that said "Happy Hour: 2:00 - 5:00 p.m. Every Day". Happy Hour? McDonald's? Y'know, when someone says to me "let's go to happy hour", McDonald's is not what pops into my mind. (At McDonald's, Happy Hour means soft drinks cost 69 cents.)

What next? Speed Dating at Boston Market?