Dating Misadventures

I know you miss my dating misadventures but there haven't been any of late. Not any misadventures; not even any adventures.

I've started documenting the adventures and misadventures past in the hopes of turning them into a book. And in doing so, I've realized one thing. I'm more likely to have the table struck by lightning when I'm lonely and/or just out of a bad relationship then when I'm just bored with life or disgruntled.

I've been rather dispassionate lately, but now I'm starting to feel lonely again, and this afternoon I'm having a mammogram.

Watch out—Tomorrow I may tell you I'm starting a relationship with the mammogram machine!